Eye Of The Hawk

Beer is titties and tacos. And this particular beer is the nippliest chalupa i've ever put in my mouth.

BAM!

8% ALCOHOL!

As you may know many beers at this alcohol level taste like liquid turds. But this beer is so good that it will probably make you crap your pants in disbelief. I still do. Ever since I started drinking Eye Of The Hawk I've been dropping more stool than a camoflauge bar seat. This beer is the Shawn Michaels of beers. And if you like Eye Of The Hawk you will probably also like Red Tail ALe, very much so the Marty Jannetti of the Mendocino Brewing Company. Much like the last girl at the local dive bar near closing time, its pretty much impossible to not fall in love with the heavy bodied presentation. Heavy, yet smoother than a Kenny G saxophone solo. Hard to believe?

I know.

I used to be like you.

Taste: 10/10
Price: 6/10
Hangover Potetential: 10/10
Overall: 9/10

Let's take a trip Over The Rhine (without the risk of being murdered)

I had a big introductory post here. Then I went to look for help on putting a link in my post, which completely erased my post. I'm not going to type that shit again because I'm hammered, which is the only state one should be in when they review a beer. Pretty sure that's about all you need to know about me.



So let's have at it with Over the Rhine Ale.

Taste: 7/10
Hey, it could be worse.

Price: 5/10
Pretty sure people get murdered daily in Over The Rhine for less than 7.99. I doubt this stuff is flowing freely down there.

Randomness/background/whatever: 9/10
I love the fact that samuel Morelein names a brew after the shittiest neighborhood in Cincy. It kind of pisses me off that I never came up with The Ville malt liquor when I lived in PTown. I also find it ironical that these randm hotties are dancing together in the logo, given that voluptous ladies of the night such as this would never be caught in OTR after dark. So therre's that for what it's worth.